Eminem - My Name Is

Hi
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey
Hi
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey

Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second

Hi kids
Do you like violence
Want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try sids and get f*cked up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head stright
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate
And Dr. Dre says
(Slim Shadey, you a base head)
Uh Uh
(Then why's your face red?  Man you wasted)
Well, Since age twelve
I felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off
And ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
I smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kriss Kross
I smoked a fat pound of grass
Fell on my ass
Faster then the fat bitch who sat down to fast
Come here slut
Shadey wait a minute
Thats my girl dog
I don't give a fuck
God sent me to piss the world off

-Chorus x2
Hi
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey
Hi
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey

My english teacher wanted to have sex in Jr. high
The only problem was
My english teacher was a guy
I smacked him the face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
I stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
I walked into a strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Splashed the bartender
To suck my dick in a tip cup
Extraterrestrial
Killing pedestrians
Raping lesbians
While they screamin
(Lets just be friends!)
99% of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope then I do
I told her I'll become a famous rapper
And make a record about selling drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up
When the women rush the stands
Tryin to touch your hands
like some screamin usher fans
This guy from white castle asked for my autograph
So i signed it
Dear Dave
Thanks for the support asshole

-Chorus x2
Hi
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey
Hi
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away
Dr. Dre dont just stand there operate
I'm not ready to leave
It's to scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetary and be buried alive
Am I comin or goin?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I havent had a women in years
My palms are to hairy to hide
Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when i talk
I fuck anything that walks
When I was lil I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom??
You aint got no tits!
I lay awake and strap myself in bed
Put a bullet proof vest on
And shoot myself in the head
Steamin mad
And by the way
When you see my dad
Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had

-Chorus x2
Hi
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey
Hi
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Shicky shicky
Slim Shadey

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